rumputsantoso:

Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.

Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.

Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.

Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.

Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.

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xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

• dont touch them
• dont fucking touch them
• actually dont touch them
• dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
• THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
  

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musermatt:

laugh-addict:

when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with

when someone tells you incorrect information about something you’re obsessed with

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(via clurrforsure)

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

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thegoshdarnbatgirl:

Lol. Horny tumbling.

dangerhamster:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

SO much of this is based on Arabic and eastern languages and alphabets which just makes me love Tolkien EVEN MORE. And all that crap about him being racist is a lot less legitimate now.

(via reclusivefemale)

Marvin, the Paranoid Android.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

black-cat-meow:

He’s so sexy when he does that. Am I the only one who thinks that?

“Horror films don’t create fear. They release it”.  - Wes Craven

before i met you i never had any interest in being inmate with anyone..

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asmallsandstorm:

(x)

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laugh-until-you-drop:

Because someone wanted this rebloggable

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illogical-tribble:

iflops:

Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:

Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing

Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing

McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—

Spock: *insert sass here*

McCoy: *insert more sass here*

Kirk: *goes and does the thing*

Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*

Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*

Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*

Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.

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